December 2011
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Watchendlessjags:
Happy Holidays from Endless Jags!
it ends before the baby shivers part!!
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i always want to take a bath when i don’t feel like cleaning out the tub. it grosses me out to get into a bathtub that hasn’t just been cleaned, since i’m already going to be marinating in my own filth. sometimes i clean the tub. but those are never the times when i want to take a bath.
i want wall to wall shag carpeting
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honeywellbaby asked: oh hai gurl
死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死: i wish aliens would come... →
panty-christ:
i wish aliens would come down from outer space and take all the opiates on earth back up into their space ship and be like, “i don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.” then everyone could be like, “i just had the worst dream that i spent all my money and was an infant, but now i’m good and let’s…
oh, and this one too…i’ll just do it. mvcr.tumblr.com
死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死 死: i feel like hentai is the... →
panty-christ:
i feel like hentai is the most astounding thing at this point in human history. more so than the production of antimatter, which costs $62.5 trillion per gram at present. more so than zhan wang, who made an entire san francisco cityscape out of stainless steel cookware. i can think of nothing more…
ummmm you should probably source everything but the first couple sentences...
mvcr:
Wow, you guys are pretty bent out of shape about Bennett. My bad. I thought it was common knowledge that he makes those up. What difference does it make? They’re no less funny than they already weren’t.
srsly
Anonymous asked: khadgar?
